Shrek (2001)
Conrad Vernon: Gingerbread Man
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Quotes
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Lord Farquaad : [playing with Gingy's legs] Run, run, run as fast as you can / You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!
Gingerbread Man : You're a monster!
Lord Farquaad : [tossing legs away] I'm not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others?
Gingerbread Man : Eat me!
[spits in Farquaad's face]
Lord Farquaad : I've tried to be fair to you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I'll...
[reaches down]
Gingerbread Man : NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Lord Farquaad : All right, then! Who's hiding them?
Gingerbread Man : Okay, I'll tell you... Do you know... the Muffin Man?
Lord Farquaad : The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man : The Muffin Man.
Lord Farquaad : Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man : Well, she's married to the Muffin Man...
Lord Farquaad : The Muffin Man?
Gingerbread Man : THE MUFFIN MAN!
Lord Farquaad : She's married to the Muffin Man...
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Gingerbread Man : God bless us, everyone!
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Lord Farquaad : [Slowly and dramatically to the looking glass] Magic... mirror... on... the wa...
Gingerbread Man : DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING!