- La hija de puta: Omelets interest you more than I do.
- El niñato: It's your fault, you make them so well.
- La hija de puta: How come you like eating my tits?
- El niñato: I like... the way they taste.
- La hija de puta: What do they taste like?
- El niñato: I don't know.
- La hija de puta: You're sure they don't taste like a potato omelet?
- El niñato: That would be fantastic. One would taste like an omelet... and the other, like ham.
- La madre puta: Why is your Dad with that whore? Who invited her?
- El niñato: I did.
- La madre puta: Why?
- La hija de puta: Because she's my mother.
- La hija de puta: If I don't marry him, I'll kill myself.
- La puta madre: If you do, I'll kick you alive.
- La madre puta: My son will not go out with that girl. Her mother's a whore! You should know, you know her well enough!
- El padre: That was ages ago. She runs a bar now.
- La madre puta: A bar? You mean a whorehouse!
- El padre: All women have a whorish side to them.
- La madre puta: When I was pregnant, I spent my day in the pool. My back hurt so much... I drank only milk and ate fruit. And listen to Mozart. I wanted to relax you. But I don't think you liked it very much. You kicked so hard.
- El niñato: You may think it foolish, but it's good publicity. Panties for she-dogs, for their period.
- Amigo José Luis: It's a new line, we need new openings.
- El padre: Hadn't you quit? You really think people would buy dog panties?
- El niñato: If we're to be the empire of shorts, we must cover it all.
- Amigo José Luis: A leading American brand doubled their sales... marketing articles outside their regular line.
- El padre: This isn't America. We manufacture 35,000 mini-shorts. And we can't even cover the orders. The same thing happens with boxer shorts and regular shorts with a fly. Where on earth would we fit a special panty... for she-dogs in the production line?
- El niñato: Let me speak, Dad.
- El padre: What do you want? To make money or fool around? This is business, son. Basics, Hollywood, Regatta, Rock... those are good shorts. They're within our line.
- El niñato: And my ideas aren't?
- El padre: Our line is basically underwear for human beings. We know about that. Where would we sell doggies' panties? In Marbella, for dogs from the jet set?
- El chorizo: Did you know that with a full moon... your blood flows faster? And tides are stronger?
- La hija de puta: Did you eat garlic?
- El chorizo: Sure I did. Best thing to do to bullfight and screw.
- El chorizo: Don't worry, Ma'am.
- La madre puta: Don't call me Ma'am. You make me feel old.
- El chorizo: Why? You look real young.
- La madre puta: Really?
- El chorizo: Trust me, I never lie. You just relax, Ma'am.
- La madre puta: Kiss me.
- El chorizo: I can't.
- La madre puta: Why not?
- El chorizo: I've eaten garlic. You'll notice the smell.
- La madre puta: Garlic's what I like best in the whole world.
- El chorizo: You like garlic? Here, for you. It's a good luck charm.
- La madre puta: Maybe you should have some tea.
- El chorizo: Booze doesn't affect me. Tea does. The only time I had one, I puked.